Posted by Smalls at syr-24-24-14-133.twcny.rr.com on May 28, 2003 at 05:57:16:
1.) Is that Evanvesence song a parody of every bad metal ballad ever made on purpose or on sweet sweet accident?
2.) The story of Popeye is the story of marijuana addiction. Give me three supporting reasons why.
3.) Why do most internet fetishes involve some level of being forced into the fetish? Are we truly so repressed as a culture that we have to be forced into our desires, even in our fantasies?
4.) Isn't it great how when someone is put down on death row, their victim magically comes back to life? Wasn't it cool how when we nuked Hiroshima, all those sailors in Pearl Harbor came back to life? When do you think we discovered this?
5.) Why not just quit your day job and do something meaningful before you fucking die?
6.) The parallels between the story of Jesus and vampire mythology are teeming. Give me four.
7.) When someone bitches about the effects of aging (Oh! I have a gray hair! Oh! I have a wrinkle! Woe is me!) don't you want to remind them what the alternative is?
8.) Eraserhead: yay or nay?
9.) Sports bonus question: Which is more disgusting, the front runner who expects their team to win the whole show every year and if they don't they fucking turn on them or the guy who doggedly sticks to the same crappy team year after year complaining endlessly yet also feeling proud and matryred for it? Who do you hate more, the Yankees or the Red Sox?
10.) Give me an over-under on when we plant some Sarin gas in Baghdad.
Mike