Re: Okay, a poll, why not?

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: : 1.) Is that Evanvesence song a parody of every bad metal ballad ever made on purpose or on sweet sweet accident? : pass - not currently into that band, sorry : : 2.) The story of Popeye is the story of marijuana addiction. Give me three supporting reasons why. : spinach is an allegory for weed; sometimes Popeye ingests the weed using a pipe; Popeye is, aye, a Rastafarian and the weed be his religion, mon, respect to the most high (that episode was never broadcast). : : 3.) Why do most internet fetishes involve some level of being forced into the fetish? Are we truly so repressed as a culture that we have to be forced into our desires, even in our fantasies? : No - just say no, is easy. : : 4.) Isn't it great how when someone is put down on death row, their victim magically comes back to life? Wasn't it cool how when we nuked Hiroshima, all those sailors in Pearl Harbor came back to life? When do you think we discovered this? : The Bible says: Vengeance is mine, said the lord, even until the seventh generation. It also says that if your enemy strikes your right cheek, offer him your left cheek. : : 5.) Why not just quit your day job and do something meaningful before you fucking die? : I DO do something meaningful and I'm not fucking dead yet! : : 6.) The parallels between the story of Jesus and vampire mythology are teeming. Give me four. : Blood drinking rituals; living dead; rising from the grave; eternal life; death from a spear to the chest (i.e.wooden shafted instrument) : : 7.) When someone bitches about the effects of aging (Oh! I have a gray hair! Oh! I have a wrinkle! Woe is me!) don't you want to remind them what the alternative is? : Yeah - white hairs and more wrinkles! : : 8.) Eraserhead: yay or nay? : Yay! : : 9.) Sports bonus question: Which is more disgusting, the front runner who expects their team to win the whole show every year and if they don't they fucking turn on them or the guy who doggedly sticks to the same crappy team year after year complaining endlessly yet also feeling proud and matryred for it? Who do you hate more, the Yankees or the Red Sox? : Don't ask me this crap, I'm a Brit! : : 10.) Give me an over-under on when we plant some Sarin gas in Baghdad. : Sarin gas will not be found in Baghdad, neither will Tabun, phosgene or whatever. : : : Mike

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