Posted by Donnie Darko at news.christian-aid.org on May 28, 2003 at 06:34:50:
In Reply to: Okay, a poll, why not? posted by Smalls on May 28, 2003 at 05:57:16:
: 1.) Is that Evanvesence song a parody of every bad metal ballad ever made on purpose or on sweet sweet accident?
either way, its a pile of poo
: 2.) The story of Popeye is the story of marijuana addiction. Give me three supporting reasons why.
Interesting...he needs spinach to make him self feel strong so he can kick plutos ass, but he's quite delusional, he could never kick his ass. I suppose thats similar to the way i feel when stoned. I can do anything when stoned...i dont do anything..but i could.
: 3.) Why do most internet fetishes involve some level of being forced into the fetish? Are we truly so repressed as a culture that we have to be forced into our desires, even in our fantasies?
well some people are reluctant to admit some stuff..other people just believe force is appropriate.
: 4.) Isn't it great how when someone is put down on death row, their victim magically comes back to life? Wasn't it cool how when we nuked Hiroshima, all those sailors in Pearl Harbor came back to life? When do you think we discovered this?
What are you talking about?
: 5.) Why not just quit your day job and do something meaningful before you fucking die?
Whats meaningful mean? Is work not meaningful. Boring it may be but it often has purpose and paves the way for you do to things in the future that you may personallly consider meaningful.
: 6.) The parallels between the story of Jesus and vampire mythology are teeming. Give me four.
Well i can only think of one, its controversial tho...
They're both made up?
: 7.) When someone bitches about the effects of aging (Oh! I have a gray hair! Oh! I have a wrinkle! Woe is me!) don't you want to remind them what the alternative is?
Not really, if they're too stupid to realise looks arent everything then why waste breath?
: 8.) Eraserhead: yay or nay?
um.. we-hey
: 9.) Sports bonus question: Which is more disgusting, the front runner who expects their team to win the whole show every year and if they don't they fucking turn on them or the guy who doggedly sticks to the same crappy team year after year complaining endlessly yet also feeling proud and matryred for it? Who do you hate more, the Yankees or the Red Sox?
wow..this is getting intense.
: 10.) Give me an over-under on when we plant some Sarin gas in Baghdad.
what?
: Mike