Posted by Eyesonly at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on May 28, 2003 at 10:49:03:
Thou hast designs upon fair Norwich. I warn thee... Whilst thy back is turned and thy attention is thus distracted by this veritable Jewel of East Anglia, my host will descend upon Chichester and it shall be mine!
I shall follow the example of our capital. Within the city bounds there shall be a Zone designated. All those who enter the Zone, whether they tarry or not, shall be forfeit unto me and much of their gold shall be mine!
So be warned, self styled King of Karaoke (which is a small village filled with villeinous peasants and piles of rotting turnips just outside of Bungay). Thy gold, thy vittals, thy pots and pans, thy collection of Kylie Minogue trivia cards, thy very life, may well be forfeit.
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