Posted by Karla at pcp01118684pcs.flshng01.mi.comcast.net on May 28, 2003 at 10:52:21:
In Reply to: Fie, Will Turner!..... posted by Eyesonly on May 28, 2003 at 10:49:03:
Write fantasy novels? If not you should...
: Thou hast designs upon fair Norwich. I warn thee... Whilst thy back is turned and thy
attention is thus distracted by this veritable Jewel of East Anglia, my host will descend upon
Chichester and it shall be mine!
: I shall follow the example of our capital. Within the city bounds there shall be a Zone
designated. All those who enter the Zone, whether they tarry or not, shall be forfeit unto me
and much of their gold shall be mine!
: So be warned, self styled King of Karaoke (which is a small village filled with villeinous
peasants and piles of rotting turnips just outside of Bungay). Thy gold, thy vittals, thy pots
and pans, thy collection of Kylie Minogue trivia cards, thy very life, may well be forfeit.
: Hahahahahahahahahahahaaha!