Posted by Trent Reno at 65.204.12.66 on May 28, 2003 at 15:01:38:
Exercise your writing skills (as well as your sarcasm, ya mean bastards) and divide the Kevin Smith fans into categories. Name the categories (Latin names as well) and give a description if you like.
I'll offer one group that seems to be predominant on the board today:
15-year-old-boys (cannotgetlaidus jerkoffus) - Desperate for the attention that their "friends" don't provide them with, these creatures purposely post things to annoy others. They want to grow up to be like Randall from Clerks, but they're more on the path to becoming Snowball.
Okay, your turn!