Posted by Eyesonly at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on June 03, 2003 at 02:34:03:
In Reply to: probably an old joke. posted by Virgo on June 03, 2003 at 02:20:50:
: A different John and Wendy got engaged. They didn't engage in premarital... On the wedding night, Wendy was waiting apprehensively in bed. Her girlfriends had told here horror stories about the male appendage and the damage it could cause to a young virgin. She was particularly worries as John was rumoured to be particularly well endowed.
As she shuddered under the blankets, John called out to her.
"Are you ready for me, darling?"
"No, no, you're going to hurt me with your thing!"
"Have you never seen a man's thing?"
"No!"
"OK, I'l show it to you bit by bit so you get a chance to get used to it."
"Alright."
So he sticks the first couple of inches of his dick through the door.
"Are you OK, Wendy?"
"Yes, show me some more."
Another couple of inches appear through the doorway.
"Are you OK, Wendy?"
"Yes, show me some more."
Another three inches...
"Are you OK, Wendy?"
"I... I don't know... You'll have to wait."
"You've got me in a towering passion now, Wendy. I can't wait! I'm coming up the stairs!"
Wendy faints.