Posted by Eyesonly at host217-39-159-98.in-addr.btopenworld.com on June 03, 2003 at 16:03:51:
In Reply to: I love the Al Bundy retort to a fat lady who said. posted by The O~* in Phantoms on June 03, 2003 at 15:58:22:
: A university lecturer reminded her students of tomorrow's final exam. "Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-arse bloke in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the lecturer smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.