Posted by DAN DA MAN at webcacheh08b.cache.pol.co.uk on June 03, 2003 at 16:32:06:
In Reply to: hahahahahaha! here's another.... posted by Eyesonly on June 03, 2003 at 16:03:51:
: state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason
that you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!!
I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree
right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was
another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and
there was another tree in front of me!"
The officer looks and says,
"Ma'am that's your air-freshener".
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There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high
on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to
reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which
was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and
tugged with all their strength.
Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was
terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about
half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was
suspended was old and frayed.
With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding
with him in the basket how often they changed the rope.
The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely,
"Whenever it breaks."
OK OK the first one may not be that good but hell the second one...
everyone has to respect a MONKS WISDOM!!