Posted by James Howlett at pcp03614513pcs.benslm01.pa.comcast.net on June 03, 2003 at 22:16:47:
Sweet And Sour Pork Rines
(sung to "Sweet Child of Mine")
I know a place where I like to go
where there's a cook there by the name of Mr. Ho
He makes the best darn Won-Ton and Egg-Roll soup to go (go go)
He's mean with a Wok His stir fry's out of sight
But there's just one Chinese treat that I want tonight
So Mr. Ho cook me up some of those Pig skins just right (right right)
Oh Oh Oh Sweet and Sour Pork Rines
Oh Oh Oh Oh Sweet and Sour Pork Rines
Mr. Ho knows all those Chinese cooking tricks
like tenderizing fresh veal between two cement bricks
And with the Poo Poo platter you get a pair of free Chopsticks (sticks sticks)
Mr. Ho offers up a true Oriental treat
With a menu full of prices you can't beat
But Mr. Ho tonight there's only one thing I want to eat (eat eat)
Oh Oh Oh Sweet and Sour Pork Rines
Oh Oh Oh Oh Sweet and Sour Pork Rines