Posted by smells like right guard at gate2.cpp.usmc.mil on June 03, 2003 at 22:18:09:
In Reply to: A Parody for Smalls posted by James Howlett on June 03, 2003 at 22:16:47:
: Sweet And Sour Pork Rines
: (sung to "Sweet Child of Mine")
: I know a place where I like to go
: where there's a cook there by the name of Mr. Ho
: He makes the best darn Won-Ton and Egg-Roll soup to go (go go)
: He's mean with a Wok His stir fry's out of sight
: But there's just one Chinese treat that I want tonight
: So Mr. Ho cook me up some of those Pig skins just right (right right)
: Oh Oh Oh Sweet and Sour Pork Rines
: Oh Oh Oh Oh Sweet and Sour Pork Rines
: Mr. Ho knows all those Chinese cooking tricks
: like tenderizing fresh veal between two cement bricks
: And with the Poo Poo platter you get a pair of free Chopsticks (sticks sticks)
: Mr. Ho offers up a true Oriental treat
: With a menu full of prices you can't beat
: But Mr. Ho tonight there's only one thing I want to eat (eat eat)
: Oh Oh Oh Sweet and Sour Pork Rines
: Oh Oh Oh Oh Sweet and Sour Pork Rines