Posted by freeleonardpeltier at bgp01113894bgs.westln01.mi.comcast.net on June 09, 2003 at 22:21:13:
In Reply to: I suck posted by anomynous on June 09, 2003 at 22:09:29:
: V.O. Off screen
: Fuck that, Reservoir dogs fucking puts goodfellas to shame.
:
: INT. CAR- NIGHT
: Cypress hill’s Illusions playing in the background
: Close up on CHRIS
: CHRIS
: Fucking goodfellas, New York ginnies and shit. Dude, reservoir dogs is straight hardcore, fucking kill you with conversation, I am a smart mother fucker, gangster tutorial. Fuck all that played out, I fucking earned respect, did dirt, fucking kiss my pinky ring bullshit.
: Camera pulls back to reveal NIGGA MIKE and JD.
: Nigga Mike, In the front seat takes a hit off a blunt and says in a choked up voice.
: Nigga Mike
: Fuck that shit rogue, Menace II society.
: He passes the hooter to JD, the driver.
: Chris laughs in the backseat.
: Chris
: Menace to society, menace to fucking society. More like, meance to fucking cinema, are u a complete fucking jungle monkey Mike.
: Mike looks over and points a finger
: Nigga Mike
: Watch it bitch
: JD takes a hit and laughs
: The song fades and cypress Hill’s ‘we aint goin’ out like that begins’
: Chris
: (excited for the new song)
: Ah, shit ya, give me that shit
: Jd passes the blunt back
: Chris is bobbin his head to the song and takes a long hit
: He looks out the window and we see passing orange trees in the country.
: JD
: (looking in the mirror at Chris)
: Hey holmes, that fucking bitch in third period fucking wants it a.
: Nigga Mike
: Bobbin his head to the song, rappin with B-real
: Chris blows out the smoke
: Chris
: You talkin’ bout Carla?
: JD
: (to mirror)
: Fuck ya a
: Chris laughs
: Dude, didn’t you hear?
: JD
: Shes a fuckin’ clam licker dog
: JD
: What
: Nigga Mike
: Carla Azavido
: JD and Chris
: Yeah
: Nigga Mike
: No doubt rogue, she went down on Kelly Zimmer a few weeks ago.
: JD
: Oh, shit yeah, I’m down for that shit
: Chris
: Hey dipshit, she only fucking goes for dikes, she is a full flegged flamer.
: JD
: Nah
: Chris
: Dude, why u think she is so nice to you all the time. Dikes are always nice to the ugly fuckers they know aren’t gonna try and tap it.
: Nigga Mike
: No doubt
: JD takes a left down a narrow row of orange trees.
: They all sit in silence as they pull up to another car parked parked deep in the groves.
: EXT- ORCHARD- NIGHT
: The guys all exit the car and close the doors. JD is locking it up as the other guys walk over to the trunk of the second car. A few beats pass and JD opens the trunk.
: The guys all reach in and pull out blue jumpsuits, gloves, and complete face masks made of nylon.
: As they are putting the jumpsuits over there clothes
: Chris
: Hey, don’t say nothing, but I been talking to Sonia a little bit
: NIGGA MIKE
: Are you fucking crazy
: JD
: Sedio eh
: Chris
: (smiling)
: Seymone
: JD
: That’s fucking stupid, dude, do you know how much heat that could bring man
: Chris
: I got it…
: NIGGA MIKE
: What do you think your brother is gonna say about that shit C
: Chris
: That’s what I’m sayin, don’t say nothing for man. I can keep the heat down man, I’m a fucking professional, besides, keep them close you know, I will have an ear on it.
: They are all suited up now, Chris walks over and fixes Mikes collar.
: NIGGA MIKE
: You know he’s gonna find out man.
: Chris
: Its all good bro
: Chris holds out his fist
: Chris
: Lets tap up and get this party started.
: They all tap fists and put there gloves on, they stuff the caps in the back pockets.
: They turn to the trunk once more, remove a 9mm each, close the trunk, and jump in the car.
: INT- SECOND CAR- NIGHT