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Posted by anomynous at adsl-67-119-218-75.dsl.sktn01.pacbell.net on June 09, 2003 at 22:09:29:

V.O. Off screen
Fuck that, Reservoir dogs fucking puts goodfellas to shame.


INT. CAR- NIGHT

Cypress hill’s Illusions playing in the background

Close up on CHRIS

CHRIS
Fucking goodfellas, New York ginnies and shit. Dude, reservoir dogs is straight hardcore, fucking kill you with conversation, I am a smart mother fucker, gangster tutorial. Fuck all that played out, I fucking earned respect, did dirt, fucking kiss my pinky ring bullshit.

Camera pulls back to reveal NIGGA MIKE and JD.

Nigga Mike, In the front seat takes a hit off a blunt and says in a choked up voice.

Nigga Mike
Fuck that shit rogue, Menace II society.

He passes the hooter to JD, the driver.

Chris laughs in the backseat.

Chris
Menace to society, menace to fucking society. More like, meance to fucking cinema, are u a complete fucking jungle monkey Mike.

Mike looks over and points a finger

Nigga Mike
Watch it bitch

JD takes a hit and laughs

The song fades and cypress Hill’s ‘we aint goin’ out like that begins’

Chris
(excited for the new song)
Ah, shit ya, give me that shit

Jd passes the blunt back

Chris is bobbin his head to the song and takes a long hit

He looks out the window and we see passing orange trees in the country.

JD
(looking in the mirror at Chris)
Hey holmes, that fucking bitch in third period fucking wants it a.

Nigga Mike

Bobbin his head to the song, rappin with B-real

Chris blows out the smoke

Chris
You talkin’ bout Carla?

JD
(to mirror)

Fuck ya a

Chris laughs

Dude, didn’t you hear?

JD

Shes a fuckin’ clam licker dog

JD

What

Nigga Mike

Carla Azavido

JD and Chris

Yeah

Nigga Mike

No doubt rogue, she went down on Kelly Zimmer a few weeks ago.

JD
Oh, shit yeah, I’m down for that shit

Chris
Hey dipshit, she only fucking goes for dikes, she is a full flegged flamer.

JD
Nah

Chris
Dude, why u think she is so nice to you all the time. Dikes are always nice to the ugly fuckers they know aren’t gonna try and tap it.

Nigga Mike

No doubt

JD takes a left down a narrow row of orange trees.

They all sit in silence as they pull up to another car parked parked deep in the groves.

EXT- ORCHARD- NIGHT

The guys all exit the car and close the doors. JD is locking it up as the other guys walk over to the trunk of the second car. A few beats pass and JD opens the trunk.

The guys all reach in and pull out blue jumpsuits, gloves, and complete face masks made of nylon.

As they are putting the jumpsuits over there clothes

Chris
Hey, don’t say nothing, but I been talking to Sonia a little bit

NIGGA MIKE
Are you fucking crazy

JD
Sedio eh

Chris
(smiling)
Seymone

JD
That’s fucking stupid, dude, do you know how much heat that could bring man

Chris
I got it…

NIGGA MIKE
What do you think your brother is gonna say about that shit C

Chris
That’s what I’m sayin, don’t say nothing for man. I can keep the heat down man, I’m a fucking professional, besides, keep them close you know, I will have an ear on it.

They are all suited up now, Chris walks over and fixes Mikes collar.

NIGGA MIKE
You know he’s gonna find out man.

Chris
Its all good bro

Chris holds out his fist

Chris
Lets tap up and get this party started.

They all tap fists and put there gloves on, they stuff the caps in the back pockets.

They turn to the trunk once more, remove a 9mm each, close the trunk, and jump in the car.

INT- SECOND CAR- NIGHT



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