Posted by anomynous at adsl-67-119-218-75.dsl.sktn01.pacbell.net on June 09, 2003 at 22:09:29:
V.O. Off screen
Fuck that, Reservoir dogs fucking puts goodfellas to shame.
INT. CAR- NIGHT
Cypress hill’s Illusions playing in the background
Close up on CHRIS
CHRIS
Fucking goodfellas, New York ginnies and shit. Dude, reservoir dogs is straight hardcore, fucking kill you with conversation, I am a smart mother fucker, gangster tutorial. Fuck all that played out, I fucking earned respect, did dirt, fucking kiss my pinky ring bullshit.
Camera pulls back to reveal NIGGA MIKE and JD.
Nigga Mike, In the front seat takes a hit off a blunt and says in a choked up voice.
Nigga Mike
Fuck that shit rogue, Menace II society.
He passes the hooter to JD, the driver.
Chris laughs in the backseat.
Chris
Menace to society, menace to fucking society. More like, meance to fucking cinema, are u a complete fucking jungle monkey Mike.
Mike looks over and points a finger
Nigga Mike
Watch it bitch
JD takes a hit and laughs
The song fades and cypress Hill’s ‘we aint goin’ out like that begins’
Chris
(excited for the new song)
Ah, shit ya, give me that shit
Jd passes the blunt back
Chris is bobbin his head to the song and takes a long hit
He looks out the window and we see passing orange trees in the country.
JD
(looking in the mirror at Chris)
Hey holmes, that fucking bitch in third period fucking wants it a.
Nigga Mike
Bobbin his head to the song, rappin with B-real
Chris blows out the smoke
Chris
You talkin’ bout Carla?
JD
(to mirror)
Fuck ya a
Chris laughs
Dude, didn’t you hear?
JD
Shes a fuckin’ clam licker dog
JD
What
Nigga Mike
Carla Azavido
JD and Chris
Yeah
Nigga Mike
No doubt rogue, she went down on Kelly Zimmer a few weeks ago.
JD
Oh, shit yeah, I’m down for that shit
Chris
Hey dipshit, she only fucking goes for dikes, she is a full flegged flamer.
JD
Nah
Chris
Dude, why u think she is so nice to you all the time. Dikes are always nice to the ugly fuckers they know aren’t gonna try and tap it.
Nigga Mike
No doubt
JD takes a left down a narrow row of orange trees.
They all sit in silence as they pull up to another car parked parked deep in the groves.
EXT- ORCHARD- NIGHT
The guys all exit the car and close the doors. JD is locking it up as the other guys walk over to the trunk of the second car. A few beats pass and JD opens the trunk.
The guys all reach in and pull out blue jumpsuits, gloves, and complete face masks made of nylon.
As they are putting the jumpsuits over there clothes
Chris
Hey, don’t say nothing, but I been talking to Sonia a little bit
NIGGA MIKE
Are you fucking crazy
JD
Sedio eh
Chris
(smiling)
Seymone
JD
That’s fucking stupid, dude, do you know how much heat that could bring man
Chris
I got it…
NIGGA MIKE
What do you think your brother is gonna say about that shit C
Chris
That’s what I’m sayin, don’t say nothing for man. I can keep the heat down man, I’m a fucking professional, besides, keep them close you know, I will have an ear on it.
They are all suited up now, Chris walks over and fixes Mikes collar.
NIGGA MIKE
You know he’s gonna find out man.
Chris
Its all good bro
Chris holds out his fist
Chris
Lets tap up and get this party started.
They all tap fists and put there gloves on, they stuff the caps in the back pockets.
They turn to the trunk once more, remove a 9mm each, close the trunk, and jump in the car.
INT- SECOND CAR- NIGHT