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Posted by freeleonardpeltier at bgp01113894bgs.westln01.mi.comcast.net on June 09, 2003 at 22:24:30:

In Reply to: I suck posted by anomynous on June 09, 2003 at 22:09:29:

: V.O. Off screen
: Fuck that, Reservoir dogs fucking puts goodfellas to shame.

:
: INT. CAR- NIGHT

: Cypress hill’s Illusions playing in the background

: Close up on CHRIS

: CHRIS
: Fucking goodfellas, New York ginnies and shit. Dude, reservoir dogs is straight hardcore, fucking kill you with conversation, I am a smart mother fucker, gangster tutorial. Fuck all that played out, I fucking earned respect, did dirt, fucking kiss my pinky ring bullshit.

: Camera pulls back to reveal NIGGA MIKE and JD.

: Nigga Mike, In the front seat takes a hit off a blunt and says in a choked up voice.

: Nigga Mike
: Fuck that shit rogue, Menace II society.

: He passes the hooter to JD, the driver.

: Chris laughs in the backseat.

: Chris
: Menace to society, menace to fucking society. More like, meance to fucking cinema, are u a complete fucking jungle monkey Mike.

: Mike looks over and points a finger

: Nigga Mike
: Watch it bitch

: JD takes a hit and laughs

: The song fades and cypress Hill’s ‘we aint goin’ out like that begins’

: Chris
: (excited for the new song)
: Ah, shit ya, give me that shit

: Jd passes the blunt back

: Chris is bobbin his head to the song and takes a long hit

: He looks out the window and we see passing orange trees in the country.

: JD
: (looking in the mirror at Chris)
: Hey holmes, that fucking bitch in third period fucking wants it a.

: Nigga Mike

: Bobbin his head to the song, rappin with B-real

: Chris blows out the smoke

: Chris
: You talkin’ bout Carla?

: JD
: (to mirror)

: Fuck ya a

: Chris laughs

: Dude, didn’t you hear?

: JD

: Shes a fuckin’ clam licker dog

: JD

: What

: Nigga Mike

: Carla Azavido

: JD and Chris

: Yeah

: Nigga Mike

: No doubt rogue, she went down on Kelly Zimmer a few weeks ago.

: JD
: Oh, shit yeah, I’m down for that shit

: Chris
: Hey dipshit, she only fucking goes for dikes, she is a full flegged flamer.

: JD
: Nah

: Chris
: Dude, why u think she is so nice to you all the time. Dikes are always nice to the ugly fuckers they know aren’t gonna try and tap it.

: Nigga Mike

: No doubt

: JD takes a left down a narrow row of orange trees.

: They all sit in silence as they pull up to another car parked parked deep in the groves.

: EXT- ORCHARD- NIGHT

: The guys all exit the car and close the doors. JD is locking it up as the other guys walk over to the trunk of the second car. A few beats pass and JD opens the trunk.

: The guys all reach in and pull out blue jumpsuits, gloves, and complete face masks made of nylon.

: As they are putting the jumpsuits over there clothes

: Chris
: Hey, don’t say nothing, but I been talking to Sonia a little bit

: NIGGA MIKE
: Are you fucking crazy

: JD
: Sedio eh

: Chris
: (smiling)
: Seymone

: JD
: That’s fucking stupid, dude, do you know how much heat that could bring man

: Chris
: I got it…

: NIGGA MIKE
: What do you think your brother is gonna say about that shit C

: Chris
: That’s what I’m sayin, don’t say nothing for man. I can keep the heat down man, I’m a fucking professional, besides, keep them close you know, I will have an ear on it.

: They are all suited up now, Chris walks over and fixes Mikes collar.

: NIGGA MIKE
: You know he’s gonna find out man.

: Chris
: Its all good bro

: Chris holds out his fist

: Chris
: Lets tap up and get this party started.

: They all tap fists and put there gloves on, they stuff the caps in the back pockets.

: They turn to the trunk once more, remove a 9mm each, close the trunk, and jump in the car.

: INT- SECOND CAR- NIGHT




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