A short Jackanory by Guy Stokes.

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Posted by Guy Stokes at user-1337.bbd08tcl.dsl.pol.co.uk on June 10, 2003 at 19:15:00:

I went to the Jack Tar straight from my Dog's Knob. I got in my Kareem Abdul Jabbar after I'd had a few Britney Spears, because I had to go the Iron Tank to get some Bugs Bunny before I met this Lemon Curd. Now, I only had an apple core because I was Borassic Lint, but I'd heard she was a Watford Gap. Bare in mind I hadn't even had a Chas and Dave or a Eiffel Tower and I already felt Uncle Dick. I took her to a Nuclear Sub that was full of Texas Ranger's. I had a Uri Geller, Pig's Ear and a Gary Glitter, so I was now a bit Forrest Gump. We went for a Phil Babb, when back to my Pope in Rome for some posh and becks, because she was Torvill and Dean. So we went to Uncle Ted, but on the way up the Daisy Dancers I felt all Ginger Beer and started to Wallace and Gromit. So she left, so I had to have a Peddle and Crank.

The End.

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Translation inside... ---[Randal]--- 19:35:48 6/10/03 (0)
Another sad tale ending with... Eyesonly 19:31:42 6/10/03 (5)
- I've heard it as Turn and Crank.... Elfy 19:37:13 6/10/03 (4)
  - That must be Welsh, isn't it. *nt* Eyesonly 19:46:34 6/10/03 (3)
    - Nahhhh... Elfy 19:49:52 6/10/03 (2)
      - Cymru am byth, anyway! *nt* Eyesonly 20:07:01 6/10/03 (1)
        
        yn gymwys! *nt* Elfy 20:10:29 6/10/03 (0)
Boy, I loved Mad Libs as a Kid-nt- Chasing Mallclerks 19:25:49 6/10/03 (1)
- me too!!! pickleweasel 20:11:07 6/10/03 (0)
I understood a good fourth of that.. Elfy 19:23:05 6/10/03 (0)

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: I went to the Jack Tar straight from my Dog's Knob. I got in my Kareem Abdul Jabbar after I'd had a few Britney Spears, because I had to go the Iron Tank to get some Bugs Bunny before I met this Lemon Curd. Now, I only had an apple core because I was Borassic Lint, but I'd heard she was a Watford Gap. Bare in mind I hadn't even had a Chas and Dave or a Eiffel Tower and I already felt Uncle Dick. I took her to a Nuclear Sub that was full of Texas Ranger's. I had a Uri Geller, Pig's Ear and a Gary Glitter, so I was now a bit Forrest Gump. We went for a Phil Babb, when back to my Pope in Rome for some posh and becks, because she was Torvill and Dean. So we went to Uncle Ted, but on the way up the Daisy Dancers I felt all Ginger Beer and started to Wallace and Gromit. So she left, so I had to have a Peddle and Crank. : The End.

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