Posted by ---[Randal]--- at cache2-nrth.server.ntli.net on June 10, 2003 at 19:35:48:
In Reply to: A short Jackanory by Guy Stokes. posted by Guy Stokes on June 10, 2003 at 19:15:00:
: I went to the Bar straight from my Job. I got in my Car after I'd had a few Beers, because I had to go the Bank to get some Money before I met this Bird. Now, I only had an ---[Dunno]--- because I was Skint, but I'd heard she was a ---[Dunno]---. Bare in mind I hadn't even had a Shave or a Shower and I already felt Sick. I took her to a Pub that was full of Strangers. I had a Stella, Beer and a Bitter, so I was now a bit Drunk. We went for a Kebab, when back to my Home for some Sex, because she was Keen. So we went to Bed, but on the way up the Stairs I felt all Queer and started to Vomit. So she left, so I had to have a Wank.
: The End.