Posted by PantherModern at 64-205-217-231.client.dsl.net on June 11, 2003 at 13:53:39:
In Reply to: Clerks! The Musical - Soundtrack list inside... posted by Trent Reno on June 11, 2003 at 13:26:05:
And so it begins... Yes, I dont know why I did this, but I did...
*Ring Ring*
Dante:
Asleep in the closet, ‘cause I’m so alone…
Fuck, is it morning and where is the phone?
I don’t work today, listen when I talk…
Fine, be there by noon or I so help me I’ll walk.
Throw on my boots, drink my meal from this cow,
I’m moving forward and I’ll show them
Somehooooooooow…
*dancing over to the other side of the stage (convenience store set)*
Making the coffee and grab a paper or two
Too short of a morning and so much to do.
Oh, shit… the shutters… I forgot they’re still down
There’s gum in the locks, bunch of savages in this
Tooooooooooooown.
I’m making a sign! Making a sign! Making a sign!
Shoe polish will work, it will work okay!
I’m making a sign! Making a sign! Making a sign!
But I’m not even supposed to be here todaaaaaaaaaay!
*Enter Randal*
Randal:
*sniffing the air*
Is that shoe polish that smells so queer,
Hey, Dante! Your not supposed to be here.
And now, I must stop to go back to work... Work pays bills, and unless someone wants to work on me with this and make millions, I dont think I'm gonna quit my dayjob.