Now THAT is funny. Anyone else wanna add lyrics? *

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: : And so it begins... Yes, I dont know why I did this, but I did... : : *Ring Ring* : : Dante: : : Asleep in the closet, ‘cause I’m so alone… : : Fuck, is it morning and where is the phone? : : I don’t work today, listen when I talk… : : Fine, be there by noon or I so help me I’ll walk. : : Throw on my boots, drink my meal from this cow, : : I’m moving forward and I’ll show them : : Somehooooooooow… : : *dancing over to the other side of the stage (convenience store set)* : : Making the coffee and grab a paper or two : : Too short of a morning and so much to do. : : Oh, shit… the shutters… I forgot they’re still down : : There’s gum in the locks, bunch of savages in this : : Tooooooooooooown. : : I’m making a sign! Making a sign! Making a sign! : : Shoe polish will work, it will work okay! : : I’m making a sign! Making a sign! Making a sign! : : But I’m not even supposed to be here todaaaaaaaaaay! : : *Enter Randal* : : Randal: : : *sniffing the air* : : Is that shoe polish that smells so queer, : : Hey, Dante! Your not supposed to be here. : : And now, I must stop to go back to work... Work pays bills, and unless someone wants to work on me with this and make millions, I dont think I'm gonna quit my dayjob.

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