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Posted by Tom (POJK) at 82-36-185-122.cable.ubr03.soli.blueyonder.co.uk on July 28, 2003 at 12:23:46:

In Reply to: Here is a contest for everyone on the board! posted by DRD #37 on July 28, 2003 at 11:55:58:

-- Fuck it, I'll answer it none the less.

: So, onto the questions.

: 1. If you know, how did your parent(s) name you? And if you don't know, then who or what would you like to think you're named after?

-- They named me 'Tom' because no-one else in the family was named Tom. It's a stupid reason, yes.

: 2. If you have a child or children, how did you come up with his/her/their name(s)?

-- I had two fish. I named them Fred and Frank, because as a 9 year old, I was all about the alliteration.

: 3. What is your favorite movie?

-- Oh, uh... I don't think I have one - here are '4 of da best': Evil Dead 2, Groundhog Day, The Empire Strikes Back or Clerks.

: 4. What is your favorite book?

-- Well, I've read most of the classics as a Literature student... y'know, Homer's 'The Odyssey', Dante's 'The Inferno' and just about everything Shakespeare ever's written, but my favourite book remains Mick Foley's 'Have A Nice Day!: A Tale Of Blood & Sweatsocks'.

: 5. What is your favorite comic book?

-- Bendis' 'Daredevil'. Or 'Watchmen'. Or 'Preacher'. Agh, they're all great.

: 6. What is your favorite television show?

-- Spaced. It's a British sit-com, and it's faantastic. You want an American show? Season 6 of South Park, perhaps.

: 7. Recall briefly the most embarrassing moment of your life.

-- Getting lost on a mountain in Italy when I was 13. You know when you get snow on the underneath of your boot, so you can't get your skis back on? Well, that happened to me, so I told the others to go on, as I though I'd just take a few seconds stamping it out. It didn't. It took longer, and they left me alone at the top of the mountain. Fuckers.

: 8. Recall briefly the most enjoyable moment of your life (non-sexual).

-- Oh... uh... probably on Splash Mountain at Disney World for the first time.

: 9. If you could have one superpower, what superpower would you choose?

-- Flight. If anyone doesn't choose this, they're dummies.

: 10. What would you say is your "catch phrase"?

-- Eh, Steve! Nah, just kidding, but anyone who gets that is awesome. Maybe 'rad'. Or 'fair enough then'.

: Now for the quotes.

-- You know you didn't get a lot of these quotes right? For shame... still I'll answer 'ems.

: 1. "Show Dick some respect."

-- The Breakfast Club.

: 2. "You're killing me, Smalls!"

-- The Sandlot.

: 3. "People who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch."

-- As Good As It Gets.

: 4. "She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight."

-- Beetlejuice.

: 5. "You mean to tell me you couldn't murder a Big Mac?"

-- About A Boy.

: 6. "What about the Clunky Wunky dance?"

-- Death To Smoochy.

: 7. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a homicide."

-- Seven. Or Se7en, if you're pretentious.

: 8. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

-- Fight Club.

: 9. "Not if you want to keep your spleen."

-- American Psycho.

: 10. "Be excellent to each other."

-- Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure.

: The first to get all the quotes correct and give insightful, humorous (if that's what you're going for), satisfying answers to the subjective questions will be given the once-in-a-lifetime (unless we decide to have another one) chance to name my child.


-- I'm gonna name your kiiid, I'm gonna name your kiiiid.



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