Posted by MoobyGoldenCalf at 22-195-35-64.dialup.mcttelecom.com on July 28, 2003 at 13:22:47:
In Reply to: I'm automatically disqualified, right? posted by Tom (POJK) on July 28, 2003 at 12:23:46:
: -- Fuck it, I'll answer it none the less.
: : So, onto the questions.
: : 1. If you know, how did your parent(s) name you? And if you don't know, then who or what would you like to think you're named after?
: -- They named me 'Tom' because no-one else in the family was named Tom. It's a stupid reason, yes.
: : 2. If you have a child or children, how did you come up with his/her/their name(s)?
: -- I had two fish. I named them Fred and Frank, because as a 9 year old, I was all about the alliteration.
: : 3. What is your favorite movie?
: -- Oh, uh... I don't think I have one - here are '4 of da best': Evil Dead 2, Groundhog Day, The Empire Strikes Back or Clerks.
: : 4. What is your favorite book?
: -- Well, I've read most of the classics as a Literature student... y'know, Homer's 'The Odyssey', Dante's 'The Inferno' and just about everything Shakespeare ever's written, but my favourite book remains Mick Foley's 'Have A Nice Day!: A Tale Of Blood & Sweatsocks'.
: : 5. What is your favorite comic book?
: -- Bendis' 'Daredevil'. Or 'Watchmen'. Or 'Preacher'. Agh, they're all great.
: : 6. What is your favorite television show?
: -- Spaced. It's a British sit-com, and it's faantastic. You want an American show? Season 6 of South Park, perhaps.
: : 7. Recall briefly the most embarrassing moment of your life.
: -- Getting lost on a mountain in Italy when I was 13. You know when you get snow on the underneath of your boot, so you can't get your skis back on? Well, that happened to me, so I told the others to go on, as I though I'd just take a few seconds stamping it out. It didn't. It took longer, and they left me alone at the top of the mountain. Fuckers.
: : 8. Recall briefly the most enjoyable moment of your life (non-sexual).
: -- Oh... uh... probably on Splash Mountain at Disney World for the first time.
: : 9. If you could have one superpower, what superpower would you choose?
: -- Flight. If anyone doesn't choose this, they're dummies.
: : 10. What would you say is your "catch phrase"?
: -- Eh, Steve! Nah, just kidding, but anyone who gets that is awesome. Maybe 'rad'. Or 'fair enough then'.
: : Now for the quotes.
: -- You know you didn't get a lot of these quotes right? For shame... still I'll answer 'ems.
: : 1. "Show Dick some respect."
: -- The Breakfast Club.
: : 2. "You're killing me, Smalls!"
: -- The Sandlot.
: : 3. "People who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch."
: -- As Good As It Gets.
: : 4. "She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight."
: -- Beetlejuice.
: : 5. "You mean to tell me you couldn't murder a Big Mac?"
: -- About A Boy.
: : 6. "What about the Clunky Wunky dance?"
: -- Death To Smoochy.
: : 7. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a homicide."
: -- Seven. Or Se7en, if you're pretentious.
: : 8. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
: -- Fight Club.
: : 9. "Not if you want to keep your spleen."
: -- American Psycho.
: : 10. "Be excellent to each other."
: -- Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure.
: : The first to get all the quotes correct and give insightful, humorous (if that's what you're going for), satisfying answers to the subjective questions will be given the once-in-a-lifetime (unless we decide to have another one) chance to name my child.
:
: -- I'm gonna name your kiiid, I'm gonna name your kiiiid.