Posted by Chicago at 12-248-207-6.client.attbi.com on August 06, 2003 at 04:34:42:
Brought to you by the people who brought you The Stupid Poll...
1.) You're ten years old again. But this time, your name is Elkhound. The kids on the playground make fun of you for it. How do you tell them off?
2.) Cream of wheat... elaborate.
3.) Three magic markers walk into a bar... what does the first one say? The next question does NOT have to be answered... What does the second one say?
4.) You have a blender that can only blend three things at a time... what are the first three things you shove in there to liquefy?
5.) If your clock had stopped, what time would you most prefer it to stop at?