Posted by Bob301 at dialup-171.75.6.47.dial1.phoenix1.level3.net on August 06, 2003 at 04:55:31:
In Reply to: Yet another stupid poll... posted by Chicago on August 06, 2003 at 04:34:42:
: Brought to you by the people who brought you The Stupid Poll...
: 1.) You're ten years old again. But this time, your name is Elkhound. The kids on the playground make fun of you for it. How do you tell them off?
Honestly, I had my brother kick other people's asses. I was a wimp, what can I say?
: 2.) Cream of wheat... elaborate.
I think I better leave that one alone. All I'll say is, the guy on the package looks very...satisfied.
: 3.) Three magic markers walk into a bar... what does the first one say? The next question does NOT have to be answered... What does the second one say?
one: "I've got a fear of long words!"
two: "Oh, that's Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."
one: "Aaaaahhhh!!!" Collapses into convulsions and pudding cups.
: 4.) You have a blender that can only blend three things at a time... what are the first three things you shove in there to liquefy?
Whay, what have you heard? Who told you? I don't even HAVE a blender, man.
: 5.) If your clock had stopped, what time would you most prefer it to stop at?
After the alarm goes off. Damn, would it suck to be late for breakfast at Del Taco.