Posted by Mrs. Isis Fabulous at 207.127.233.246 on August 22, 2003 at 12:42:28:
In Reply to: Guys.. Ladies.. Your thoughts.. *ot* posted by Gabe on August 22, 2003 at 12:14:39:
: Guys:
: "Men don't have platonic friends, okay, we just have women we haven't fucked yet. 'As soon as I figure this out, I'm in there'. I mean, we got some platonic friends, I mean, I got some, but they're all by accident. Every platonic friend I got is some woman I was trying to fuck, I made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone."
I've got platonic male friends. But they're gay.
: Ladies:
: "Women keep platonic friends forever. Why? 'Cause you never know. That's right, they get rid of girlfriends every six months. 'What happened to Pam? - She thinks she's cute.', But they keep them platonic friends forever. Why? 'Cause you never know. You know what a platonic friend is to a woman, it's like a dick in a glass case. In case of emergency, break open glass."
Damn right. But "the emergency" usually tends to be someone's boyfriend dumping them.
That's how rebound relationships happen. Isn't it beautiful?