Posted by Gabe at 12.152.8.146 on August 22, 2003 at 12:14:39:
This is a stand-up routine by Chris Rock. I think he's hillarious.. Anyway, I was wondering what your thoughts on the following two bits were:
Guys:
"Men don't have platonic friends, okay, we just have women we haven't fucked yet. 'As soon as I figure this out, I'm in there'. I mean, we got some platonic friends, I mean, I got some, but they're all by accident. Every platonic friend I got is some woman I was trying to fuck, I made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone."
Ladies:
"Women keep platonic friends forever. Why? 'Cause you never know. That's right, they get rid of girlfriends every six months. 'What happened to Pam? - She thinks she's cute.', But they keep them platonic friends forever. Why? 'Cause you never know. You know what a platonic friend is to a woman, it's like a dick in a glass case. In case of emergency, break open glass."
Okay, this one isn't part of the discussion, but it reminded me of Clerks:
"One thing I've learned about women. Never ask her how many men she's slept with, 'cause you don't want to know. Just be happy you're fucking her now. Why do you want to know, you aint discovering shit, you aint putting a flag nowhere. Just be happy you're getting it now. Why do you wanna' know? First of all no matter what she says it's too much for you. No matter what she says, she can go 'two'.. You'll be like 'Two!?'.. I guess that's how you were raised".
Yeah..