Posted by BrianWebber at ts007d08.den-co.concentric.net on September 18, 2003 at 21:35:33:
In Reply to: I will be your Casting Director(s). posted by Boondoggle on September 18, 2003 at 21:29:36:
My instincts tell me your trying to mess with me, but I'll play along for now
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: : Drizzt Do'Urden
: Christopher Walken
Hmm. Interesting. How would Walken look in indigo body paint, white hair, pinted ears, and lavender eyes (Drizzt's a Drow elf you know)
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: : Cattie-Brie
: Angelina Jolie
If she looks good as a redheaded human girl raised by Breunor sure, though I'd personally go with someone who's stronger than they look, and Angelina Jolie looks like she could kick everybody's ass. One of the cool things about Cattie is that people who see her for the first time assume she's just another pretty face, adn when they're bad guys they usually learn their lesson about a half second before they get an arrow in the eye. :-)
: : Breunor Battlehammer
: Himself
How would that work? Despite what they did on the TV show Sliders, no one I know of can cross the Eisntein/Rosen/Padowski bridge yet.
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: : Wulfgar
: CGI, voiced by Adam Sandler
Why CGI? Wulfgar is a human! A rather large human, in terms of pure muscle (Imagine Shaq on steroids), but still human.
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: : Regis the Halfling
: Ed Norton, pre-Fight Club
If he doesn't mind working like Eliajh Wood in LotR,. meaning he'll be working with 7 foot tall extras a lot.
: : Artemis Entreri (Books 2 & 3)
: cut her out, she wasn't important.
He, actually. Artemis is a very dangerous assassin. My first pick for him sicne I came up with the idea was David Caruso (with a blonde dye job).
: : Akar(sp?) Kessel (Book 1)
: Ashton Kutcher
Ewwwwwwww!
: : Pasha Pook (Book 3)
: Jason Lee (He deserves to be in everything don't you know)
Sure, if he doesn't mind dying rather painfully at the end.