Re: I will be your Casting Director(s).

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Posted by Boondoggle at 24.138.77.21 on September 18, 2003 at 21:42:45:

In Reply to: Re: I will be your Casting Director(s). posted by BrianWebber on September 18, 2003 at 21:35:33:

: My instincts tell me your trying to mess with me, but I'll play along for now

Good and good.

: :
: : : Drizzt Do'Urden
: : Christopher Walken

: Hmm. Interesting. How would Walken look in indigo body paint, white hair, pinted ears, and lavender eyes (Drizzt's a Drow elf you know)

Who doesn't know that?

: :
: : : Cattie-Brie
: : Angelina Jolie

: If she looks good as a redheaded human girl raised by Breunor sure, though I'd personally go with someone who's stronger than they look, and Angelina Jolie looks like she could kick everybody's ass. One of the cool things about Cattie is that people who see her for the first time assume she's just another pretty face, adn when they're bad guys they usually learn their lesson about a half second before they get an arrow in the eye. :-)

No one could top Angelina in anything...I make that proclamation now.

: : : Breunor Battlehammer
: : Himself

: How would that work? Despite what they did on the TV show Sliders, no one I know of can cross the Eisntein/Rosen/Padowski bridge yet.

No, pilky did it last week.
: :
: : : Wulfgar
: : CGI, voiced by Adam Sandler

: Why CGI? Wulfgar is a human! A rather large human, in terms of pure muscle (Imagine Shaq on steroids), but still human.

Yeah but just imagine Sandler doing some of his crazy voices, man that would be hilarious.

: :

: : : Regis the Halfling
: : Ed Norton, pre-Fight Club

: If he doesn't mind working like Eliajh Wood in LotR,. meaning he'll be working with 7 foot tall extras a lot.

Interesting film trivia: Ed Norton Pre-Fight Club is actually 3 feet tall.

: : : Artemis Entreri (Books 2 & 3)
: : cut her out, she wasn't important.

: He, actually. Artemis is a very dangerous assassin. My first pick for him sicne I came up with the idea was David Caruso (with a blonde dye job).

Wasn't Artemis a woman in Greek myth (realizing different stories, but he would have a girl's name would he not?)

: : : Akar(sp?) Kessel (Book 1)
: : Ashton Kutcher

: Ewwwwwwww!

Yeah, if by Ewwwwwww you mean "Put Him In Your Movie and In Ten Years Look Back On How Your Profits GrEwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

: : : Pasha Pook (Book 3)
: : Jason Lee (He deserves to be in everything don't you know)

: Sure, if he doesn't mind dying rather painfully at the end.

I know I sure don't.

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What crazy voices? BrianWebber 21:57:41 9/18/03 (2)
- Adam Sandler has a trusty warhammer? Boondoggle 21:59:29 9/18/03 (1)
  - No, no, no, I mean Wulfgar! BrianWebber 22:01:28 9/18/03 (0)

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: : My instincts tell me your trying to mess with me, but I'll play along for now : Good and good. : : : : : : : Drizzt Do'Urden : : : Christopher Walken : : Hmm. Interesting. How would Walken look in indigo body paint, white hair, pinted ears, and lavender eyes (Drizzt's a Drow elf you know) : Who doesn't know that? : : : : : : : Cattie-Brie : : : Angelina Jolie : : If she looks good as a redheaded human girl raised by Breunor sure, though I'd personally go with someone who's stronger than they look, and Angelina Jolie looks like she could kick everybody's ass. One of the cool things about Cattie is that people who see her for the first time assume she's just another pretty face, adn when they're bad guys they usually learn their lesson about a half second before they get an arrow in the eye. :-) : No one could top Angelina in anything...I make that proclamation now. : : : : Breunor Battlehammer : : : Himself : : How would that work? Despite what they did on the TV show Sliders, no one I know of can cross the Eisntein/Rosen/Padowski bridge yet. : : No, pilky did it last week. : : : : : : : Wulfgar : : : CGI, voiced by Adam Sandler : : Why CGI? Wulfgar is a human! A rather large human, in terms of pure muscle (Imagine Shaq on steroids), but still human. : Yeah but just imagine Sandler doing some of his crazy voices, man that would be hilarious. : : : : : : : Regis the Halfling : : : Ed Norton, pre-Fight Club : : If he doesn't mind working like Eliajh Wood in LotR,. meaning he'll be working with 7 foot tall extras a lot. : Interesting film trivia: Ed Norton Pre-Fight Club is actually 3 feet tall. : : : : Artemis Entreri (Books 2 & 3) : : : cut her out, she wasn't important. : : He, actually. Artemis is a very dangerous assassin. My first pick for him sicne I came up with the idea was David Caruso (with a blonde dye job). : Wasn't Artemis a woman in Greek myth (realizing different stories, but he would have a girl's name would he not?) : : : : : Akar(sp?) Kessel (Book 1) : : : Ashton Kutcher : : Ewwwwwwww! : Yeah, if by Ewwwwwww you mean "Put Him In Your Movie and In Ten Years Look Back On How Your Profits GrEwwwwwwwwwwwww!" : : : : Pasha Pook (Book 3) : : : Jason Lee (He deserves to be in everything don't you know) : : Sure, if he doesn't mind dying rather painfully at the end. : I know I sure don't.

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