Posted by Drunken Man Whore at dial81-135-31-89.in-addr.btopenworld.com on September 19, 2003 at 13:52:28:
sorry - if you love boring poll's then it should be go 'upstairs' to your mother - in my town we take the poll's a little more laid back. Observe:
1) If you are playing monkey island 2 and right at the end the ghost pirate you have to kill looks like your lover - do you stop the game and go get laid of make the most of this once in a life time experience to kill your lover dressed as a pirate?
2) If you were a pirate would you rather go do the whole Pirate of the Carrabian thing, or throw away the uniform and go start a family like the one in Eraserhead
3) If you family were like the family in Eraserhead would you look in the mirror and cry at your hair or just move to mexico and sell the locals as slaves?
4) If you were busted for selling people for slaves what would be your best way to get over the border without being caught? Outline the whole plan here.
5) If george bush offered to do a duet with you on stage singing the song Gay Bar, but your mother had to be in the audience, would you do it or not?
"l-let thhh theee gaaammmesss begiiiin" - Shakin' Steve