Posted by AshFan at fwocpx01.ex.cargill.com on September 19, 2003 at 14:00:34:
In Reply to: if you love boring poll's go home to your mother posted by Drunken Man Whore on September 19, 2003 at 13:52:28:
: sorry - if you love boring poll's then it should be go 'upstairs' to your mother - in my town we take the poll's a little more laid back. Observe:
: 1) If you are playing monkey island 2 and right at the end the ghost pirate you have to kill looks like your lover - do you stop the game and go get laid of make the most of this once in a life time experience to kill your lover dressed as a pirate?
No, I concentrate on killing that wench!
: 2) If you were a pirate would you rather go do the whole Pirate of the Carrabian thing, or throw away the uniform and go start a family like the one in Eraserhead
Loot, pillage, and blow all my booty on the fine bar wench's from port to port.
: 3) If you family were like the family in Eraserhead would you look in the mirror and cry at your hair or just move to mexico and sell the locals as slaves?
I would do a little dance number, and crush them all with my tap shoes.
"in Heaven..."
: 4) If you were busted for selling people for slaves what would be your best way to get over the border without being caught? Outline the whole plan here.
I would say, "look! Its Charro!" and run accross the border while they all fixed thier hair, and mustaches.
: 5) If george bush offered to do a duet with you on stage singing the song Gay Bar, but your mother had to be in the audience, would you do it or not?
Hell yes! With leather, and a riding crop!
: "l-let thhh theee gaaammmesss begiiiin" - Shakin' Steve