My Stash Bash 50 Word Essay...

Posted by Mike in MN at cache3.mayo.edu on September 18, 2003 at 00:05:33:

Since the deadline for any of yous guys to plagerize me has come and gone, I just wanted to share with you what I submitted for my 50 word essay. Now, if you include the title and said reading suggestion, it is over 50 words, but the essay itself is less than 50 - and that's what matters! Wish me luck!!!

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WHY YOU SHOULD FEEL SORRY FOR ME AND INVITE ME TO THE STASH BASH 2:
Expressed in Verse
(Best if recited verbatum by Ben Affleck)

I'm a morose motherfucker 'coz I'm not well-hung,
And someone just shit in my cereal - BUNG!!!

But if I'm not invited and distinguished from the masses...
Well, then FUCK Jay and Silent Bob! FUCK them up their stupid asses!!!

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That's BEAUTIFUL, Man!!!

Follow Ups:

• I guess I'll share mine with the class, then. Smalls 01:45:30 9/18/03 (0)
• : ) Yours was better than mine... which was. . . jthecamb 00:10:03 9/18/03 (2)
  • ahh... but which friend is it? cokechic 00:12:06 9/18/03 (1)
    • Probably the dork... nt Mike in MN 00:12:59 9/18/03 (0)
• That is great! *nt* cokechic 00:09:14 9/18/03 (2)
  • So are we even then on the caramels? :) nt Mike in MN 00:11:34 9/18/03 (1)
    • Of course :) cokechic 00:13:41 9/18/03 (0)

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