Posted by cokechic at alpha45221.kingwoodcable.com on September 18, 2003 at 00:09:14:
In Reply to: My Stash Bash 50 Word Essay... posted by Mike in MN on September 18, 2003 at 00:05:33:
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: Since the deadline for any of yous guys to plagerize me has come and gone, I just wanted to share with you what I submitted for my 50 word essay. Now, if you include the title and said reading suggestion, it is over 50 words, but the essay itself is less than 50 - and that's what matters! Wish me luck!!!
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: WHY YOU SHOULD FEEL SORRY FOR ME AND INVITE ME TO THE STASH BASH 2:
: Expressed in Verse
: (Best if recited verbatum by Ben Affleck)
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: I'm a morose motherfucker 'coz I'm not well-hung,
: And someone just shit in my cereal - BUNG!!!
: But if I'm not invited and distinguished from the masses...
: Well, then FUCK Jay and Silent Bob! FUCK them up their stupid asses!!!
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: That's BEAUTIFUL, Man!!!