Posted by FrankNFurter at adsl-230-59.freeuk.com on September 21, 2003 at 12:50:10:
Hello you freaks and Geeks
Im Liam,Queen of the desert,and im here to talk to Kevin Smith(the real one) so dont any of you weirdos who try and pass yourself off as Kevin replyto this e-mail or post if you will.Sorry about being so rude......anyway,ive lost my train of thought......oh yes
Howdy Kevin or Mr.Smith(thats more polite)
What you been up to?
Im talking to you as if I know you,
Let me introduce myself
Im Liam
A 14 year old boy who lives in Rayleigh,Essex,England
(dont you phychos go stalking me,now)
And I wondered if I could have your e-mail address so we could communicate directly(in a way) insted of infront of all your other adoring fans
E-mail me on liam_lonergan@hotmail.com if your interested in a chat about movies and stuff ,just to see what my generation has to say I suppose.But make sure,if you can be boffered to to e-mail me,do it to my actual address and not over this website,coz I dont go on here much
Anyway
I apologise about the length of this letter
Im just a bit bored
Hope to hear from you soon Mr.Smith
Bye Bye