Posted by Fly at 195.171.4.61 on October 09, 2003 at 11:08:01:
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the
street when a masked robber runs out the bank and
shoots her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the
bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for
16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears.
What's wrong" asks the mother. I was having a wee and this bullet
came
out"
replies the daughter.
The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years before.
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in
tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out".
Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16
years before.
A week later the son walks into the room in tears. "It's okay" says
the
mum,
"I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out."
No," says the boy, "I was having a wank and I shot the dog"