Posted by Eyes Only at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on October 09, 2003 at 11:10:54:
In Reply to: Joke!! ( an old one) posted by Fly on October 09, 2003 at 11:08:01:
: A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the
: street when a masked robber runs out the bank and
: shoots her three times in the stomach.
: Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the
: bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for
: 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears.
: What's wrong" asks the mother. I was having a wee and this bullet
: came
: out"
: replies the daughter.
: The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years before.
: About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in
: tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out".
: Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16
: years before.
: A week later the son walks into the room in tears. "It's okay" says
: the
: mum,
: "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out."
: No," says the boy, "I was having a wank and I shot the dog"