Posted by Runshouse21 at nytgate1.nytimes.com on November 06, 2003 at 09:21:45:
In Reply to: poll - should I lynch my cat...? posted by aziraphael on November 06, 2003 at 09:08:50:
: so last night I was looking forward to a relaxing bath
FAG!!!
:- Mrs.A was out for the night and my daughter safely asleep in bed.
Time for porn is what I say
:I started running the bathwater and went down into the basement to grab the recycling boxes to put out. I come back upstairs and somehow Kitty (hereafter referred to as the butthead cat) had gone into the bathroom, closing the door behind her which promptly locked by itself (still a mystery) and is yowling away like a banshee.
...and you would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for you damn...
: So I go tearing into the kitchen (visions of a major flood ruining our nice new bathroom) wrench out the drawers hunting for the little pokey thing that's supposed to unlock the handle from the outside. Can I find it? Not on your nelly.
You could have straightened a clothes hanger...Just FYI for the next time you dare cross you cats path
:So finally I ended up booting the bathroom door in. cracked the door along its edge, and sent bits of the lock flying all over.
Very stallone of you
: So whilst my relaxing bath was going cold I replaced the lock and then glued and clamped the door back together with c-clamps (g-clamps for our British readers).
You should have clamped the cat to the arch
I was not best pleased. Mrs.A got home just in time to stop me from lynching the cat.
You should have then clamped her to the cat
: my daughter slept through the entire thing - proof that she inherited at least one characteristic from me...
Good thing too cause that could have been embarressing.
: gad...