Posted by AshFan at fwocpx01.ex.cargill.com on November 26, 2003 at 09:03:53:
In Reply to: Thanksgiving Eve... posted by Queen of Urban Legend on November 26, 2003 at 08:30:18:
So many things...
1. A wonderful wife... I am convinced she is the only woman on the
planet would could possibly put up with me "till death do us part"
2. My unborn Child... even getting her pregnant was a miracle, now I find myself having grown up thoughts once in awhile... should be a wacky ride.
3. Beer
4. Masturbation
5. Friends and family... they rate even in my book, so they share a line number.
6. My amazing luck, I cannot believe my life, now, and would have never imagined I would be here.
7. Porn
8. My muse Stacy... the most incredible, edible, wit-tastic woman I have ever had the pleasure of never meeting, but having the ability to pester on a consistent basis.
9. Vaginas
10. My inborn inability to know were the line is... and my tendency to cross it at a full run. I think people who worry about that line aren't having anywhere near as much fun as I am.