Posted by Ralphy ™ at ool-18b80d7b.dyn.optonline.net on November 26, 2003 at 09:31:15:
In Reply to: Re: Thanksgiving Eve... posted by AshFan on November 26, 2003 at 09:03:53:
: So many things...
: 1. A wonderful wife... I am convinced she is the only woman on the
: planet would could possibly put up with me "till death do us part"
: 2. My unborn Child... even getting her pregnant was a miracle, now I find myself having grown up thoughts once in awhile... should be a wacky ride.
: 3. Beer
: 4. Masturbation
: 5. Friends and family... they rate even in my book, so they share a line number.
: 6. My amazing luck, I cannot believe my life, now, and would have never imagined I would be here.
: 7. Porn
: 8. My muse Stacy... the most incredible, edible, wit-tastic woman I have ever had the pleasure of never meeting, but having the ability to pester on a consistent basis.
: 9. Vaginas
: 10. My inborn inability to know were the line is... and my tendency to cross it at a full run. I think people who worry about that line aren't having anywhere near as much fun as I am.