Posted by ted the bellhop at 147-pool1.ras11.txdal-la1.alerondial.net on December 09, 2003 at 13:36:36:
In Reply to: Why aardvarks make good gynecologists . . . posted by jestmeister on December 08, 2003 at 19:02:38:
Wow...I don't know what to say. Was I supposed to laugh? How long did it take you to come up with that one? Not only does it sound like the observations of a character in some shitty Farrelly brothers flick, but it's about as coherent as the ramblings of a person who has just returned from a late night bar crawl. To top things off, instead of being subtle, you throw out details in parenthesis like this is something we'd have no chance of getting had you not thrown them in. I hope that was critical enough for you.
I feel like an asshole, and maybe I am one, but...
I'll offer a suggestion: Go back to the drawing board, observe what's around you, make fun it. It works everytime, and is usually easier than picking the first word out the dictionary and trying to draw out some lengthy joke involving sexual organs.