Posted by jestmeister at adsl-66-138-124-163.dsl.wcfltx.swbell.net on December 08, 2003 at 19:02:38:
It has been proven throughout history that aardvarks are experts at searching out deep
holes. An aardvark (commonly known as "ant-eater") is built by God Herself to plunge the
forward part of their face (commonly known as "the nose") into deep orifices and search out
foriegn objects (and ants!) while in there. One time I had an aardvark who liked potato
chips, but that is neither here nor there. All I am saying is that I think an aardvark would be
very thorough in his examinations. (Especially if there were ants in there!) And the nose is
much warmer than the speculums. Lubrication is all natural too (you know, snot)!
My question to you all is, would you visit an aardvark gynecologist? (Guys, you are excluded
from this one. Unless, of course, you just want to go over to his house for coffee (and ants!)
Wait for my aardvark proctologist post later.) If you would, answer this post with a
resounding "Hell yeah, I'd fucking visit an aardvark gynecologist." If you would not, answer
with a "Screw you, Jestmeister. Aardvark gynecologists are for pussies!" And if you place it
in the subject line, don't forget the "NT" or some dumbass crybaby will whine at you for it.
Best regards,
Jestmeister