Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at nat0.ucc.ac.uk on December 11, 2003 at 09:35:46:
In Reply to: OK Boys and Girls....WHAT THE FUCK WAS posted by The O~* in Phantoms on December 11, 2003 at 09:25:37:
I'm obviously fortunate to have missed those awards (Don't Speak was a good song, but past that I hate No Doubt and Gwen Stefani especially).
However, having Ricky Gervais ramble for fifteen minutes, or somehow deciding that Coupling is a funny programme (both versions are rubbish!) Worst of all was Johnathon Ross, the smug latent creepy homosexual (He kept repeating the "Is it safe?" line from Marathon Man and laughing at his blanant autoscreened zingers.) They also wasted Alice Cooper and Alan Cumming by putting them with nobodies I can't remember.
I should've watched The Office and gone to bed early. If you don't trust your instincts you pay the price.
: The 2003 Billboard Awards????????????????????????????????????????????
: That was the worst "award" show I have ever seen. It was SUCH a train wreck.
: From the opening warbling totally off key vocals of Gwen Stefani to incredibly unfunny forced "jokes" to the spectacular failure of Ryan Seabiscuit horse-ing around like he was a 17 year old as host.
: Just embarrasing on every level...
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