Posted by Glen at cache2-brhm.server.ntli.net on January 24, 2004 at 12:37:00:
In Reply to: Some good ones here... posted by Brodie God on January 24, 2004 at 11:24:44:
: 1. I yelled "Let's get fucked up rape a bunch of bitches guys!" with my friends on the boardwalk. It was a good laugh but I didn't see the two cops on bikes behind us.
: 2. My shoe lace got caught up in a escalator and when I tried walking away it snagged my foot causing me to fall right on my face in a mall. Luckly it wasn't the mall in my area.
: 3. I pissed myself once in front of my friends after hearing my Dad's Irish friend say "Her Ass was as big as A fucking boat I tell ya! Fucking Hell."
: 4. My Mom walked in on me masturbating once....ONCE.
: 5. I accidently came in a sock.
: 6. I farted once while I was in church. I was ten, I have not gone back to church since then.
~They're all lovely, sir!:)
: ~BrodieGod~
: "Sir the rebels are here."
: "MY GOD MAN, do they want tea?"
: "No sir, I think they want more than that. They brought a flag."
Ahh, sweet, sweet memories.
Glen