Posted by Brodie God at 65.201.142.130 on January 24, 2004 at 14:06:03:
In Reply to: Re: Some good ones here... posted by Glen on January 24, 2004 at 12:37:00:
: : 1. I yelled "Let's get fucked up rape a bunch of bitches guys!" with my friends on the boardwalk. It was a good laugh but I didn't see the two cops on bikes behind us.
: : 2. My shoe lace got caught up in a escalator and when I tried walking away it snagged my foot causing me to fall right on my face in a mall. Luckly it wasn't the mall in my area.
: : 3. I pissed myself once in front of my friends after hearing my Dad's Irish friend say "Her Ass was as big as A fucking boat I tell ya! Fucking Hell."
: : 4. My Mom walked in on me masturbating once....ONCE.
: : 5. I accidently came in a sock.
: : 6. I farted once while I was in church. I was ten, I have not gone back to church since then.
: ~They're all lovely, sir!:)
: : ~BrodieGod~
: : "Sir the rebels are here."
: : "MY GOD MAN, do they want tea?"
: : "No sir, I think they want more than that. They brought a flag."
: Ahh, sweet, sweet memories.
: Glen