Posted by Boondoggle at 24.138.77.21 on March 11, 2004 at 22:20:07:
In Reply to: no, f U. nt posted by Virgo on March 11, 2004 at 22:17:16:
: : : : one line, a whole song, whatever you want, just make it good.
: : : Yep. Both Jewel songs. F u.
: : : Race Car Driver (sped up version)
: : : Come on baby, let's get in the car
: : : I'm gonna take you real, real far
: : : I'm gonna paint your mama's face on the door
: : : You ain't gonna see her anymore
: : : We'll paint a red flamed firebird on front
: : : I will be Evel Knievel, you can double my stunts
: : : This ain't no Malibu Barbie Corvette
: : : This is a real 350 V-8, fuel-injected engine from a private liner jet
: : : [Chorus:]
: : : And I'm going to be your race car driver
: : : Your race car driver
: : : Got studded tires, excuse me if I'm blunt
: : : I've got ribbed rims for her pleasure up front
: : : Got fuzzy dice with a secret door
: : : Full of flavored serums, breath freshener and more
: : : Say, you look smashing by the dashboard light
: : : Come on baby gonna make you feel alright
: : : I'm gonna take you at high warp speed
: : : It's better than watching Star Trek after you smoked weed
: : : [Chorus]
: : : Come on baby, let's get on the road
: : : Let's get on track
: : : And I will grab the wheel like
: : : it was your hair I was pulling back
: : : I'm gonna straddle the line
: : : Swear to God it's gonna take you real far
: : : I'm just a real small man with a real big car
: : : And I'm gonna be your race car driver
: : : So come on baby what's your answer, you gonna cross the line
: : : Ah, quit your sniveling, it's no or yes this time
: : : What you're hungry? We'll stop by Mickey D's for a happy meal
: : : For a regular hot dog or fiasco on wheels
: : : But I can see that you're not impressed
: : : By the way that you are fully dressed
: : : Looks like I'll have to pull out all the stops...
: : : "I'm a sensitive man of the 90's, sweetheart,
: : : Who cares for your emotional being an awful lot"
: : : [Chorus x 2]