The Monthly Porno Poll

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Posted by PantherModern at 64-205-217-231.client.dsl.net on March 19, 2004 at 13:03:13:

So, we just fired our Warehouse manager. While searching through his desk, they found a listing of the porn he had ordered. As I read through the list (as everyone in the office did) we were taken aback at how little we actually knew about our good little manager.

While "Confessions of Asian Girls" isnt too shocking and "Big Bottom Girls" was fine. We started getting a little edgy when it came to "Chubby Suckers". Then we started getting into "Like Mother Like Daughter" and "50 and still eating Cum". Apparently he likes his bitches big, old, and they have to swallow.

Now, heres a poll for you:

1. Whats the strangest porn title you've ever seen (or most humorous)?

2. If you were to make a porn (not necessarily star in it, but just make) what would you call it?

3. What would this porn include (actors, actions, props, etc..)?

4. What would you name the porn-peddling website where you would sell the video?

5. Have you ever ordered porn?

6a. IF YES: How much did it cost you and do you feel it was worth the money?

6b. IF NO: Are you anti-porn or just dont feel like paying to see people having more fun than you are?

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Re: The Monthly Porno Poll Barry, Suave MF 14:10:04 3/19/04 (0)
I'm still feeling icky about that... The Queen 14:01:19 3/19/04 (0)
Porn a Go-go Wurmis 13:47:32 3/19/04 (0)
Is it really a monthly poll? Krazy Kat 13:38:18 3/19/04 (0)
Nah, it's not worth it Absolution 13:27:09 3/19/04 (0)
I almost WAS in a porno.... GTJDorris 13:14:47 3/19/04 (15)
- since when is porno a nationality? Xtian 13:20:24 3/19/04 (14)
  - No sense of humor on this guy...................nt GTJDorris 13:21:42 3/19/04 (13)
    - Who, Xtian? cisco3600 13:54:11 3/19/04 (1)
      - You are so right. Cokechic 13:58:52 3/19/04 (0)
    - i agree, you're a retard Xtian 13:28:08 3/19/04 (10)
      - I don't speak in the third person, so......you..nt GTJDorris 13:37:37 3/19/04 (9)
        
        no, but i bet you type in it... Xtian 13:42:32 3/19/04 (8)
        
        Nope, this is someone else. GTJDorris 13:54:46 3/19/04 (0)
        
        Nope, this is someone else. GTJDorris 13:52:50 3/19/04 (0)
        
        You misspelled that... PantherModern 13:48:47 3/19/04 (2)
        
        i claim your water for the tribe Xtian 13:50:17 3/19/04 (1)
        
        Seriously, though... PantherModern 13:52:50 3/19/04 (0)
        
        Guys! Guys! Guys! Barry, Suave MF 13:46:44 3/19/04 (2)
        
        criminy...way to bring us back to reality Xtian 13:49:20 3/19/04 (0)
        
        oooh dont jump in barry.. Cokechic 13:49:01 3/19/04 (0)

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: So, we just fired our Warehouse manager. While searching through his desk, they found a listing of the porn he had ordered. As I read through the list (as everyone in the office did) we were taken aback at how little we actually knew about our good little manager. : While "Confessions of Asian Girls" isnt too shocking and "Big Bottom Girls" was fine. We started getting a little edgy when it came to "Chubby Suckers". Then we started getting into "Like Mother Like Daughter" and "50 and still eating Cum". Apparently he likes his bitches big, old, and they have to swallow. : Now, heres a poll for you: : 1. Whats the strangest porn title you've ever seen (or most humorous)? : 2. If you were to make a porn (not necessarily star in it, but just make) what would you call it? : 3. What would this porn include (actors, actions, props, etc..)? : 4. What would you name the porn-peddling website where you would sell the video? : 5. Have you ever ordered porn? : 6a. IF YES: How much did it cost you and do you feel it was worth the money? : 6b. IF NO: Are you anti-porn or just dont feel like paying to see people having more fun than you are?

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