Posted by Barry, Suave MF at 4.19.96.69 on March 19, 2004 at 14:10:04:
In Reply to: The Monthly Porno Poll posted by PantherModern on March 19, 2004 at 13:03:13:
: 1. Whats the strangest porn title you've ever seen (or most humorous)?
Not really an extreme title, but one that makes me chuckle always (careful):
"Anal Blonde Cum Lovers"
: 2. If you were to make a porn (not necessarily star in it, but just make) what would you call it?
"Doing John Malkovich"
: 3. What would this porn include (actors, actions, props, etc..)?
John Malkovich & as many women as he wants. Also it would be musical.
: 4. What would you name the porn-peddling website where you would sell the video?
www.doingjohnmalkovich.cum.
: 5. Have you ever ordered porn?
Yes. I mean NO! It's no! Yes. NO!
: 6a. IF YES: How much did it cost you and do you feel it was worth the money?
Which title? I mean NO!
: 6b. IF NO: Are you anti-porn or just dont feel like paying to see people having more fun than you are?
Porn is for sickos.