I Got Molested By Vincent Pereira! By edicius Yep, I was hanging around in the lobby on Monday night after the movies, uhm, not-so-slightly intoxicated, and suddenly...VINCENT PEREIRA LICKED MY EAR! AGAIN! First time was back in March of '97 at the now-historical Chasing Amy gala. But that wasn't all! A few moments later, a drunken Vincent FELT ME UP! Yes, me and Vincent are quite close now. Oh yes, very close. *wink wink* the stories