Posted by Bryan at etntwn1-blk1-hfc-0252-d1db060b.rdc1.nj.comcastatwork.com on June 20, 2000 at 11:14:49:
In Reply to: Walt working the Stash posted by LissieF on June 19, 2000 at 23:51:55:
Being a former Stash employee this is my advice...If you really feel you
need to ask a question at least ask an original one.
There is nothing more exhausting than being bombarded by the same questions
day after day. Also, Walter is working. This doesn't mean he should be a
prime target for a lengthy interview concerning all things Askew. Ask a few
questions and move on. Enjoy the store. Don't cross the line from curious
fan to annoying asshole. Some questions to not ask Walt:
1) Do those guys ever work here?
2) Do they ever come in here?
3) Do you think they'll be in today?
4) When's the last time they were here?
5) Have you ever met those guys?
6) What's it like to work for Kevin Smith?
7) What's it like to work for Jason Mewes? (who has no stake in the store
financial or otherwise)
8) Do you look like Dante on purpose? (I'm not kidding, Walter told me he
has been asked this several times)
9) Don't tell him that the Stash is your Mecca. (Not a question but has
been proclaimed thousands of times)
10) Don't tell him how far you drove/traveled to get to the store UNLESS
a)The store was your sole destination and B) You're from farther away than
Australia which is the current distance record (again, not a question but
really, who cares how far you came from? I've been to Seaworld in Florida
and never felt compelled to tell the staff I came all the way from New
Jersey to be there)
Follow these 10 golden rules and you should do alrig