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Posted by David Boring at bpr12-094.ih2000.net on April 13, 2001 at 18:36:39:

In Reply to: ATTN: Anyone who wants to read a funny script... posted by Rat_37 on April 12, 2001 at 17:27:38:

That sucked. You have wasted my time, and I curse you for that. After reading your script, I developed a formula to determine whether or not a script will be any good. By the way, you failed on all counts...

1) If the script makes multiple, lame, and/or blatant references to one or a series of movies (Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Kevin Smith Movies), it may not be very good.

AND/OR

2) If the script makes several references to itself (i.e. if characters mention that their lives would make a crappy movie, or characters point out that they are in a movie by winking at the camera), it may suck.

AND/OR

3) If there are more than 7 cameos to make up for the uninteresting plot, it may make your rectum bleed.

The unwritten #4 is if a movie makes all of these mistakes, yet was written by three or more people, it will more than likely suck.

THREE PEOPLE?! I always thought that the more writers there are, the more filters the script will go through to have a better plot, better spelling, and less "pointless conversation". Damn.

But who am I to criticize, all of the scripts that I've posted have been well liked...

David Boring

"Long live tha Pussey!"

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Re: You know... Rat_37 19:03:31 4/13/01 (13)
- I almost forgot... Rat_37 19:12:43 4/13/01 (12)
  - One more thing... Rat_37 01:26:33 4/15/01 (11)
    - Do you not check your email? David Boring 03:05:26 4/15/01 (10)
      - No I don't... Rat_37 11:11:57 4/15/01 (9)
        
        Dumb bitch... David Boring 14:44:22 4/15/01 (8)
        
        Re: Dumb bitch..(showing of the diversity of word) squiwi 15:00:41 4/15/01 (7)
        
        You got me there David Boring 15:14:45 4/15/01 (6)
        
        I sure do Rat_37 19:24:41 4/15/01 (2)
        
        Stop putting words in my mouth... David Boring 20:16:02 4/15/01 (1)
        
        These words are from your mouth... Rat_37 20:57:38 4/15/01 (0)
        
        A question for Mr. Boring CraigStone 17:44:51 4/15/01 (2)
        
        You should attend Duke. VioLenT BoB 23:18:12 4/15/01 (1)
        
        Re: You should attend Duke. CraigStone 00:48:38 4/16/01 (0)

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: That sucked. You have wasted my time, and I curse you for that. After reading your script, I developed a formula to determine whether or not a script will be any good. By the way, you failed on all counts... : 1) If the script makes multiple, lame, and/or blatant references to one or a series of movies (Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Kevin Smith Movies), it may not be very good. : AND/OR : 2) If the script makes several references to itself (i.e. if characters mention that their lives would make a crappy movie, or characters point out that they are in a movie by winking at the camera), it may suck. : AND/OR : 3) If there are more than 7 cameos to make up for the uninteresting plot, it may make your rectum bleed. : The unwritten #4 is if a movie makes all of these mistakes, yet was written by three or more people, it will more than likely suck. : THREE PEOPLE?! I always thought that the more writers there are, the more filters the script will go through to have a better plot, better spelling, and less "pointless conversation". Damn. : But who am I to criticize, all of the scripts that I've posted have been well liked... : David Boring

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