Leathery Actors and Death Star Sex


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Posted by erran at user-33qs35o.dialup.mindspring.com on August 08, 2001 at 01:21:15:

In Reply to: Re: Liar. posted by TheMojoPin on August 08, 2001 at 01:07:43:

: Mmmmmmm, the bulge...

You're lusting after your own bulge?

: I am going to stop talking comics now. This is getting dangerous.

Yeah, drinking and reading comics can be hazardous, especially when you spill vodka on your paper cuts. Ooochie!

: And is "The Battle of The Clones" really the title for Lucas' next asstastic film?

I believe the official title is Attack of the Colonoscopy. Gives that whole "Death Star Trench Scene" a whole new sick twist, huh? But then everybody knows the Death Star sequence was just a big metaphor for gay sex.

:"Empire" just rocks too hard.

hear hear!

: Another goddamned Indiana Jones film? Sorry, Harrison is too damn old to play Indy again. He's busy competing to see who can look the most leathery when Clint Eastwood finally dies.

Have you seen Robert Redford in the Spy Game trailer? He's got Harrison beat! At least he's got the balls to let himself be shot in bad light. Not like Han "vain bitch" Solo.



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