Posted by TheMojoPin at 1cust64.tnt3.manassas.va.da.uu.net on August 08, 2001 at 01:37:02:
In Reply to: Leathery Actors and Death Star Sex posted by erran on August 08, 2001 at 01:21:15:
: : Mmmmmmm, the bulge...
: You're lusting after your own bulge?
I'm also talking about Staw Wars and comics with little boxing gloves on arrows. These things just DO. NOT. MAKE. SENSE.
: : I am going to stop talking comics now. This is getting dangerous.
: Yeah, drinking and reading comics can be hazardous, especially when you spill vodka on your paper cuts. Ooochie!
I only drink White Russians if I'm reading a TPB (No more flimsies for me)...I don't know why, it's like how I HAVE to drink milk with pancakes, or urine during sex....
: : And is "The Battle of The Clones" really the title for Lucas' next asstastic film?
: I believe the official title is Attack of the Colonoscopy. Gives that whole "Death Star Trench Scene" a whole new sick twist, huh? But then everybody knows the Death Star sequence was just a big metaphor for gay sex.
"Top Gun" is still by far gayer. But I see your point. Sorta. Actually, outside of the little port opening being pounded by throbbing torpedos, I'm lost...
: :"Empire" just rocks too hard.
: hear hear!
: : Another goddamned Indiana Jones film? Sorry, Harrison is too damn old to play Indy again. He's busy competing to see who can look the most leathery when Clint Eastwood finally dies.
: Have you seen Robert Redford in the Spy Game trailer? He's got Harrison beat! At least he's got the balls to let himself be shot in bad light. Not like Han "vain bitch" Solo.
Very true. When Redford smiles his face-folds completely swallow his eyes. Paul Newman avoided this. What's the lesson here? Don't play the nice guy roles!!! Scowl, dammit, SCOWL!!!
And Ford is just getting sad....be it frollicking tan and topless with Anne Heche, wearing a weird black earring, or fucking Michelle Pfeiffer, he's desperate to prove he's still got "it" when he's really been without "it" ever since he jumped off the damn train in "The Fugitive." I think he looks even older than Connery now, and Sean's supposed to be his dad!
-TMP