Posted by GhostOfGeneWilder at spider-ta072.proxy.aol.com on February 05, 2002 at 01:45:55:
If you only see one martial arts, horror, period costume, romantic, werewolf, secret society, incest, foreign film this year... make it Brotherhood of the Wolf. Oh, and don't forget all the naked whores. It has naked whores, and maybe a dwarf. I forget. I'm going again this weekend.
I looked for a bad review of this movie and only found one. It was from a British movie critic and as we all know British people don't count unless they're in Monty Python or are the reanimated corpse of Benny Hill ie. Eddie Izzard.
If you see Brotherhood and don't like it you should be raped to death by a pack of wild monkeys with twelve inch long spiked penises (the penises are twelve inches not the spikes, the spikes would only be half an inch) that on high on crack (the monkeys not their penises).